Help! Crossroads!

Hi! I'm Kim. I'm 22.
Everything is/was a blur of university, caffeine, confusion and clumsiness. The latter never ceasing to amuse everybody else, I just get left with the injuries and memorable stories to tell. The lamppost, hide n seek, the pancake and kneeing myself in the face - definitely among the current favourites.

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mishamademecoffee:

he took the fucking bin up i will never be over that

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harrywhodee-knee:

WHY WOULD YOU TAKE HIS ICE CREAM OUT OF THE FREEZER AND NOT TELL HIM YOU FUCKIN STUPID WOMAN

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unmanlyblondeness:

midnightpeople:

if anyone outside of britain ever questions how seriously we take the great british bake off just know that this week a guy went out because he threw his baked alaska in the bin because another baker took it out of the freezer and left it on the side and it melted and then he walked up to the judges with said bin and just put it in front of them and i’ve nEVER BEEN SO STRESSED IT WAS INTENSE

his name is Iain and he will be avenged

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hiowl:

missmania244:

eatfithappiness:

epic-humor:

Animals Growing Up

Cuz who wouldn’t want this on their dash

The turtle one

If this doesn’t make ur day better u are wrong and you can go

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therealallecto:

scaredpotter:

the slytherins making a drinking game where they take a shot every time draco malfoy talks about harry potter

also known as the night Madam Pomfrey had to save an entire dormitory from alcohol poisoning

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amburdoll:

canyoushipit:

darkxbunnyprincess:

This is one of my favorite childhood stories.

WHAT THE FUCK

I loved these books

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Of course, dogs are a pretty poor judge of human beauty. But I had a rough idea of what to look for.

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merlinsbearditsthedoctor:

scottish:

remember when these pieces of shit were everywhere and they were the best thing ever
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and when you were too old to play with them you would just randomly move one when no one was looking

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dontactlikewewerenothing:

THEYRE STILL FRIENDS

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saddeer:

this is the happiest I’ve been in a long time

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